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take-some-drugs-yo:

This is very accurate…

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

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mrtimh:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

Also: please don’t ‘twist it’ …

twerkingdead:

this literally has changed my life

(Source: lawn-of-del-rey)

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

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pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

kingdom2505:

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"Right, then. The meeting has officially come to order. Let us all say the pledge.. ‘I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food." - Bruce: Finding Nemo

peacetranquility:

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

Perfect.

rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

(Source: koolghoul)